ATTENTION! ATTENTION! PEOPLE OF AMERICA! We are under attack by a unanimous rainbow-glitter dragon attacking the White House, its mission is to kill the president (which is top priority) and everybody else in it! By order of the president, all citizens in the White House and in Washington D.C. are to evacuate immediately! Repeat! By order of the president, all citizens in the White House and in Washington D.C. are to evacuate immediately! All military staff available is to report to the incident immediately and help citizens escape safely. Dragon first identified by Rose Zachary of California as it made its way across the country. Failed attempts were made to stop and capture this horrible creature. Military orders are to shoot and kill this beast at first sign. Until further notice, all citizens in the invasion area are to stay in their homes until further notice.
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