Pizza War by Ram Arora

You think when I roll out the dough.

A pizza is going to be made.

But really, our battlefield is going to be made.

Now put that in the oven… and take it out.

A nice, hard surface

Perfect for our battlefield.

Now spread the sauce, and sprinkle the cheese.

“Now this HAS to be a pizza!” You just might say.

But this, is just our soldiers getting ready for war.

Now when the pizza is the oven, you think: “ahh, almost done.

But it is not.

It is only the beginning of the war in the raging heat of the oven

Cheese vs Sauce

As the  battle continues, everyone gets stuck together and dies.

And when the pizza comes out of the oven.

One more enemy comes along and eats the whole pizza.

That Enemy is you!