Recently, the National Extraterrestrial Politician Extermination Society (NETPES) has publically announced being in possession of shocking footage of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton removing their skin masks and revealing terrifying alien faces. The uncensored footage shows the president and presidential candidate arguing passionately, then removing their masks, screaming in an alien language, then attacking each other. “This footage is extremely disturbing, but we eventually decided this is something that the public has to see to believe… and that they deserve to see, too” says Sue Marshfield, creator of NETPES. “There have been controversies about political leaders being aliens before, but this footage shows the truth about our politicians.”
Both political parties repeatedly deny this information. They enthuse that this footage is a scam. “We know that this is monumental to the political landscape. It will take time for Americans to accept this,” says Marshfield. The video will be released to the general public soon.
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