Monday, July 17, 2017

Man almost kills the president? by Theodore Nguyen

On Monday July 17th, Mr. Donald Trump was almost killed by a man called Donald Dump who was 16 years old.

The attacker’s motive was Donald Trump’s name. Donald Dump said Donald Trump was very insulting to his name. He states,”A president that has a name almost like mine? How insulting” Donald Trump was attacked by a flying drone that was carrying hot water. The drone flew over the white house while the guards couldn’t do anything by throw their batons at the drone but all 23 batons missed the drone. Thankfully Donald Trump was carrying his miniature wall with him and blocked the burning water. Donald Dump has been taken into special custody at Donald Trump’s house. Donald Trump says he has a way of reforming people that don’t like him. We have recently tracked a huge shipment of bricks to his house. Maybe instead of stoning people he has started a new trend in society of bricking people? Vice president Mike Fence says that Donald Dump will be fine and no harm will be done to him. He also says that the hot water had been tested and the hot water would have burned Donald Trump’s face. The government is looking into more motives Donald Dump would have had.

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