Unlawful McAwful: (Enters stage left, very disheveled and gesturing wildly) Hi, kids! I’m Unlawful McAwful! Your friendly neighborhood mascot! We are very “healthy” (uses finger quotations) and “good for you” (uses finger quotations again)! We even recycle! Our burgers are made from 100% recycled bottles and stuff that people put in the recycle even though it belongs in the trash! Eat at McAwful’s today! (Exits stage right)
Burger King: (Enters stage right) Are other fast food restaurants making too many commercials with their dumb mascots trying to appeal to little kids and sell their obviously unhealthy food? Well, here at Burger King, we don’t let that happen. Burger King. Have it your way.
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