The Mold Blob by Sophia Reed

There is something green

And it's getting bigger

It's swallowing my sandwich

I think it has an itch

The blob is becoming mean

It's been here a week now

It keeps on growing

And oh my gosh! It's going bowling!

The thing is getting buff and lean

It's turning blacker

Man, it's a serious snacker!

It finally swallowed my sandwich

All I wanted was that sandwich

Homeless Troll Living Under Golden Gate Bridge Linked To Crime Spree!!! by Sophia Reed

Yesterday, a rather large troll was found sleeping under California’s Golden Gate Bridge by 15-year-old Jerry Benson at 6 o’clock sharp in the afternoon. “The troll abruptly woke up when it heard me,” Mr. Benson said. “It was about 6’8”, and had huge white teeth that were really pointy. It tried to say something, but it spoke in some foreign language that I don’t understand, and it didn’t sound anything like English.” Another passer-by also claimed to have seen this troll. “I watched it stand up and look at something behind it, and it looked like a pile of treasures, particularly money and gold,” says Mr. Jasper Collins. We sent one of our own reporters out and it turned out to be just a crazy homeless man in a costume.